1. You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak!
2. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid!
3. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still an attention seeker.
4. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser!
5. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're to up tight.
6. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, you a frigid little b**ch.
7. You wear make up, you're a slag. You don't wear make up, you're ugly!

The lesson is: You can't please everyone.